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betterbemeta:

But seriously Ganondorf’s puberty must have been ridiculous

like it’s an anticipated event because it means he’s capable of giving the Gerudo children, which I expect is important due to this “one male every 100 years” thing. So being bodily ready is halfway there, being mature enough to do so is another matter but

like

this scrawny kid who looks a lot like his sisters doesn’t just get hit by the puberty stick. He doesn’t just get hit by the puberty tree. He gets the entirety of the possible puberty fucking rainforest ground up into woodchips and pelted at him at seventy miles per hour

his balls drop with the downward velocity of lead on Jupiter. His voice begins cracking so violently, is this child fucking possessed, he has to fucking learn to shave real quick because guess what that’s a beard and where is it??? everywhere

And he won’t stop fucking growing, like at first the Gerudo were pleased but now its like for the love of DIN stop growing why are you so tall, stop getting bigger, you eat so much fucking food what’s WRONG with you, Sand Goddess watch where you point that THING down there you’ve got you’re going to give us babies but FUCKING watch were you swing that tremendous man-log it’s like a steel bat at tit level

sailorscoot:

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

NOTHER SCORCHER

GODDAMNIT

marientoinettessales:

New update at Marie Antoinette’s sales !

-Victorian Maiden Rococo Overdress

-Victorian Maiden Short-Sleeve Overdress

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

  • me:

    *looks over field* we only get 6, 7 notes most of the time

  • me:

    *single tear* but we're honest prairie bloggers, same as anyone else

goneseriesblog:

kotten-not-cotton:

Thank you Michael Grant for understanding

Guys can we get this to 1500? 

goneseriesblog:

kotten-not-cotton:

Thank you Michael Grant for understanding

Guys can we get this to 1500? 

actionshot:

blizooka:

zarialinton:

godth:

bunchesopunches:

Yeah if you haven’t seen “Kung Fu Hustle”, stop whatever you’re doing and go watch that shit.

Cinematic gold.

One of the best movies

actual pity for those who haven’t seen kung fu hustle

This is one of my favorite films of all time. 

nubbsgalore:

the bioluminescent noctiluca scintillans — an algae known otherwise as sea sparkle — of australia’s jervis bay. photos by (click pic) andy hutchinson, joanne paquette and naomi paquette. see also: more bioluminescence posts)

thinksquad:

Police officers in Ferguson, Missouri, have begun wearing body cameras after weeks of unrest over the shooting death of an unarmed black teen by a white officer and sharply differing accounts of the incident, officials said on Sunday.
Michael Brown, 18, was shot multiple times by Ferguson Police Officer Darren Wilson on Aug. 9, sparking nearly three weeks of angry protests in the St. Louis suburb and drawing global attention to race relations in the United States.
Law enforcement and witnesses gave differing accounts of what transpired before Brown was shot, with police saying the teen had struggled with the officer. Witnesses say Brown held up his hands and was surrendering when he was shot multiple times in the head and chest.
The discrepancy has revived calls for officers across the county to be outfitted with body cameras to help capture an accurate record of police-involved incidents.
http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/09/01/us-usa-missouri-shooting-idUSKBN0GW13M20140901

thinksquad:

Police officers in Ferguson, Missouri, have begun wearing body cameras after weeks of unrest over the shooting death of an unarmed black teen by a white officer and sharply differing accounts of the incident, officials said on Sunday.

Michael Brown, 18, was shot multiple times by Ferguson Police Officer Darren Wilson on Aug. 9, sparking nearly three weeks of angry protests in the St. Louis suburb and drawing global attention to race relations in the United States.

Law enforcement and witnesses gave differing accounts of what transpired before Brown was shot, with police saying the teen had struggled with the officer. Witnesses say Brown held up his hands and was surrendering when he was shot multiple times in the head and chest.

The discrepancy has revived calls for officers across the county to be outfitted with body cameras to help capture an accurate record of police-involved incidents.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/09/01/us-usa-missouri-shooting-idUSKBN0GW13M20140901

annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

Office shelves for yeseentje